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Fic List
Disclaimer or: It wasn't me
I do not own any of the fictional characters that appear in these stories. LotR belongs to J.R.R.Tolkien, the movie version is Peter Jackson's. Buffy, Angel and Firefly were created by God aka Joss Whedon. Harry Potter is property of J.K.Rowling. The Iliad was (probably) written by Homer. And I forgot who owns Brisco but it's definitely not me.
None of the events involving the names of real persons have taken place (other than in my brain...) and as far as I know all men whose names I borrowed for the sake of pointless smut and even pointlesser (even if that's not a word) fluff are straight as arrows. Except for Achilles and his NOT-cousin, but they are long dead and can't sue me anyway.
All stories on this list are finished. Well, more or less at least because while all the plotlines come to a certain end in the chapters posted here, I still write in the Actor!AU and in the Paint!verse and 'How to woo a sheriff' is currently on hiatus.
Since most of the stories deal more or less shamelessly explicit with hotmensex tm / homoerotic relationships they are overall rated NC 17. My muses like to switch, so it's topping/bottoming rather randomly, just so you know :). There is a bit of Gen / PG stuff too, just check the headers for the individual rating, please.
In case you're interested in why I write fanfiction, please go and read the Meta-posts.
In case you're interested in which of my stories are currently my own favourites, please go here.
In any case: Enjoy :).
Standalones
The Deal
Analgetic
Not A Bloody Thing
Tell Uncle Sean
Dubious Beer Toasting
Permanent
Believe me, I know
Fragile Stuff and Sacred Things (Troyset fic)
All colours of the rainbow (drabble series)
Old/1
I brought you flowers
When you whisper (NZ fic)
Negotiation
Movie Critics
Purrs and clawmarks
*****
Banner bygalor5
Doesn't paint in town (AU)
Sean is a painter and Orlando is his muse. The original story is the one setting in 2007 but I keep adding bits and pieces from their life together randomly.
1993
1994
94/95
1995, February
1995, April
2002
2003
2004
Doesn't paint in town (2007)
Doesn't paint in town - Podfic read byfanfic_read_by
2008
2009
2013
2016
(Photos) and (Artwork)
If you'd like to read in the order of posting, please click here and scoll to the end of the page.
*****
Moody middle aged actor universe (AU)
Sean and Orlando both work as actors in a theatre in London. Sean's rather rude and vain and arrogant. Coincidentally Orlando's just the same. Lots of grunting and sweating ensues.
Also starring: Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Liv Tyler, Bernard Hill
#1 Invasion
#2 Acting Skills
#3 Wasted
#4 Perfect Paradox
#5 Chicken Soup
#6 Words
#7 Take
#8 Alright
#9 See
#10 Know
(Christmas 2007)
#11 Pissed
#12 Snapshot
#13 Hurt
*****
banner made bylorielen
Sport of Kings (AU)
Sean is a steeplechasing trainer in the heart of England. Orlando is the uprising star of British racing. Also starring: David, Miranda, Dom, Elijah, Billy, Eric, Viggo, Ian McKellan, Christopher Lee, Colin Farrell, Jake Gyllenhaal.
Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three / Chapter Four
Chapter Five / Chapter Six / Chapter Seven / Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine / Chapter Ten / Chapter Eleven / Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen / Illustrations
Sequel: You say it best
*****
'Say. aren't you?' Dialogue Series (Troyset fic)
A series of dialogues (pure ones) of Sean and Orlando during the shooting of 'Troy'. Including a totally mental Brad, a slightly more sane Eric and friendship born out of shared weirdness.
#1 Say, aren't you?
#2 Hey there, elfboy
#3 Is that you?
#4 You got a light?
#5 Isn't that right?
#6 Rise and shine
#7 Omar and the Batman boxers
#8 I found it, so it belongs to me now
#9 All possible roles
#10 Every opportunity
#11 Drop the rhetorical devices
Interlude: The sideshow perspective
*****
Banner made by the lovelygalor5
How to woo a sheriff (AU)
Welcome to the quiet city of Wellingtown in about 1890. Meet Sheriff Bean who'stotally oblivious noble and just and young Mr. Bloom who can't seem to stop lusting after the sheriff's big gun keep out of jail. - Currently on hiatus!
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
(Christmas ficlet)
Standalones
The Gun Powder Plot (Troyset fic)
Old/2
Give them to me (Troyset fic)
Center of the universe (Hector/Paris, crack!fic)
Pepsi or Coke? (Troyset fic)
How (Troyset fic) written withirrlicht74
*****
Roadtrip AU
Eric's new job requires them to move from Washington to San Francisco. Orlando suggests a roadtrip. Rollo agrees.
At night, on the road, in the middle of nowhere
On a sunny day, in the middle of nowhere aka Kansas
After a cloudburst, in the kingdom of kitsch aka Colorado
*****
Nightclub AU written withirrlicht74
Eric owns "TROY", most popular nightclub in SF. Orlando is a really talented bartender. Speaking of tender - huge fluff warning.
Part One (I.1) / Part Two (I.2) / Part Three (I.3) / Part Four (I.4abc)
Part Five (II) / Part Six (III.ab)
Part Seven (IV.1) / Part Eight (IV.2) / Part Nine (IV.3)
Part Ten (V.1) / Part Eleven (V.2) / Part Twelve (V.3)
Part Thirteen (VI.1) / Part Fourteen (VI.2) /
Part Fifteen (VII.1) / Part Sixteen (VII.2) / Part Seventeen (VII.3)
Part Eighteen (VIII)
Nightclub Interludes
Remember October 14th
Like a kind of Good Camping
Christmas snippet
Visitors (flocked)
Nightclub Interludes written by Irrlicht
Irrlicht's and my table for Nightclub at25fluffyfics
*****
University AU written withirrlicht74
Both, Eric and Orlando find themselves at the university of Berlin for a year. Eric is professor for ancient history, Orlando is his student.
Part One / Part Two / Part Three
Part Four / Part Five / Part Six
University Interludes
Her Beauty
Historians
Standalones
Evidence
TTTRCOTHTLAH
Bored Properly
Baking
Envy (Nz fic)
Daft Bugger (Nz fic)
Old/3
Altocumulus (AU)
Attention
Wild horses (AU)
Cold Water (AU)
Hooped Socks
Cupcake
Definition (AU)
Thanking The Cook written withirrlicht74
Cast away written withirrlicht74
Contrasts AU written withirrlicht74
Sean is a tax consultant, Viggo's illustrating books for children. See title.
Part One / Part Two / Part Three
Part Four / Part Five / Part Six / Part Seven
Icons made byschlopki
Interested Instantly
But the feeling's gone
Out of here
The joy of cabbage throwing midgets, or: Eric's hugeass hands
Hold the line
Fork in the road
His Brother (LotR FPS: Faramir, Boromir)
In the woods (Lotr FPS: Faramir/Boromir)
Adventures of the Wee!Fellowship (LotR FPS: ensemble)
co-written withamygirl
(Unlocked, uncleaned-up version)
Abandoned Boarding School WIP (LotR RPS AU: Karl Urban / Sean Bean (AU))
Hunk High #1 / #2 (LotR RPS, hinting: Eric/Viggo, Sean/Orlando, crack!fic (commentfic, unedited))
written withamygirl
Pretty thing (originally titled 'Like Flirting')
(LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Sean Bean (NZ fic))
Flirtation (noun) (LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Orlando Bloom (NZ fic))
Getting dirty (LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Orlando Bloom (AU))
Getting dirtier (LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Orlando Bloom / Harry Sinclair (AU))
Sequel to 'Getting dirty'
Band aid and pudding (LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Orlando Bloom (AU))
I touch myself (LotR RPS: Viggo / Viggo (NZ fic))
Elfboy and filthy human in Idahotana
(LotR RPS: Viggo Mortensen / Orlando Bloom (Crack!fic)) (commentfic, unedited))
written withgiselleslash
Heavy breathing (LotR RPS: Viggo Mortensen / Orlando Bloom)
Erica (Troy RPS: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom / Eric Bana)
I hate Friday nights (Troy RPS: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom / Eric Bana)
What happens in Vegas (Troy RPS: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom / Eric Bana)
Hyena (Troy RPS: starts out as Banabloom; Sean (Troyset fic))
Darn (LotR RPS: Orlando Bloom / Colin Farrell)
Zu Viel Zeit (German, BtVS: Xander)
Mit Offenen Augen (German, Firefly: Jayne, River, Simon)
Simon's Diary (artwork journal) (Firefly / BtVS: Simon, Jayne, Angel, Spike)
Christmas Wonder, sorta (Firefly: ensemble)
That One Time (AtS: Spike/Angel)
Like dirty laundry (BtVS: Spike/Xander)
Marks (Angel / LotR RPS crossover: Angel, Spike/Orlando)
Suck you dry, snap your neck (Angel / LotR RPS crossover: Spike / Orlando) (prequel to 'Marks')
Snow (Harry Potter: Marauders)
The reason (Harry Potter: Draco / Lucius Malfoy)
What's in a name (Harry Potter: Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy)
If reality was fiction (Harry Potter: Severus Snape / Remus Lupin)
Human (Iliad: Patroclos / Achilles)
Heracles / Ioalos drabble (Iliad)
Pulp (Brisco County Jr.)
What Jack is (PotC: Jack/Will)
Sleeping Arrangements (PotC: Jack/Will/James)
Fancy me then? (PotC: Ana/Liz)
Familiar faces (RPS: Orlando Bloom / Keanu Reeves) (crackfic)
Sawyer's diary (artwork journal; click on the image to view next page) (LOST: Sawyer / Said)
...
My Fanfiction
Disclaimer or: It wasn't me
I do not own any of the fictional characters that appear in these stories. LotR belongs to J.R.R.Tolkien, the movie version is Peter Jackson's. Buffy, Angel and Firefly were created by God aka Joss Whedon. Harry Potter is property of J.K.Rowling. The Iliad was (probably) written by Homer. And I forgot who owns Brisco but it's definitely not me.
None of the events involving the names of real persons have taken place (other than in my brain...) and as far as I know all men whose names I borrowed for the sake of pointless smut and even pointlesser (even if that's not a word) fluff are straight as arrows. Except for Achilles and his NOT-cousin, but they are long dead and can't sue me anyway.
All stories on this list are finished. Well, more or less at least because while all the plotlines come to a certain end in the chapters posted here, I still write in the Actor!AU and in the Paint!verse and 'How to woo a sheriff' is currently on hiatus.
Since most of the stories deal more or less shamelessly explicit with hotmensex tm / homoerotic relationships they are overall rated NC 17. My muses like to switch, so it's topping/bottoming rather randomly, just so you know :). There is a bit of Gen / PG stuff too, just check the headers for the individual rating, please.
In case you're interested in why I write fanfiction, please go and read the Meta-posts.
In case you're interested in which of my stories are currently my own favourites, please go here.
In any case: Enjoy :).
.......Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom.......
Standalones
The Deal
Analgetic
Not A Bloody Thing
Tell Uncle Sean
Dubious Beer Toasting
Permanent
Believe me, I know
Fragile Stuff and Sacred Things (Troyset fic)
All colours of the rainbow (drabble series)
Old/1
I brought you flowers
When you whisper (NZ fic)
Negotiation
Movie Critics
Purrs and clawmarks
*****
Banner by
galor5Doesn't paint in town (AU)
Sean is a painter and Orlando is his muse. The original story is the one setting in 2007 but I keep adding bits and pieces from their life together randomly.
1993
1994
94/95
1995, February
1995, April
2002
2003
2004
Doesn't paint in town (2007)
Doesn't paint in town - Podfic read by
fanfic_read_by2008
2009
2013
2016
(Photos) and (Artwork)
If you'd like to read in the order of posting, please click here and scoll to the end of the page.
*****
Moody middle aged actor universe (AU)
Sean and Orlando both work as actors in a theatre in London. Sean's rather rude and vain and arrogant. Coincidentally Orlando's just the same. Lots of grunting and sweating ensues.
Also starring: Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Liv Tyler, Bernard Hill
#1 Invasion
#2 Acting Skills
#3 Wasted
#4 Perfect Paradox
#5 Chicken Soup
#6 Words
#7 Take
#8 Alright
#9 See
#10 Know
(Christmas 2007)
#11 Pissed
#12 Snapshot
#13 Hurt
*****
banner made by
lorielenSport of Kings (AU)
Sean is a steeplechasing trainer in the heart of England. Orlando is the uprising star of British racing. Also starring: David, Miranda, Dom, Elijah, Billy, Eric, Viggo, Ian McKellan, Christopher Lee, Colin Farrell, Jake Gyllenhaal.
Chapter One / Chapter Two / Chapter Three / Chapter Four
Chapter Five / Chapter Six / Chapter Seven / Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine / Chapter Ten / Chapter Eleven / Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen / Illustrations
Sequel: You say it best
*****
'Say. aren't you?' Dialogue Series (Troyset fic)
A series of dialogues (pure ones) of Sean and Orlando during the shooting of 'Troy'. Including a totally mental Brad, a slightly more sane Eric and friendship born out of shared weirdness.
#1 Say, aren't you?
#2 Hey there, elfboy
#3 Is that you?
#4 You got a light?
#5 Isn't that right?
#6 Rise and shine
#7 Omar and the Batman boxers
#8 I found it, so it belongs to me now
#9 All possible roles
#10 Every opportunity
#11 Drop the rhetorical devices
Interlude: The sideshow perspective
*****
Banner made by the lovely
galor5 How to woo a sheriff (AU)
Welcome to the quiet city of Wellingtown in about 1890. Meet Sheriff Bean who's
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
(Christmas ficlet)
.......Eric Bana / Orlando Bloom.......
Standalones
The Gun Powder Plot (Troyset fic)
Old/2
Give them to me (Troyset fic)
Center of the universe (Hector/Paris, crack!fic)
Pepsi or Coke? (Troyset fic)
How (Troyset fic) written with
irrlicht74*****
Roadtrip AU
Eric's new job requires them to move from Washington to San Francisco. Orlando suggests a roadtrip. Rollo agrees.
At night, on the road, in the middle of nowhere
On a sunny day, in the middle of nowhere aka Kansas
After a cloudburst, in the kingdom of kitsch aka Colorado
*****
Nightclub AU written with
irrlicht74Eric owns "TROY", most popular nightclub in SF. Orlando is a really talented bartender. Speaking of tender - huge fluff warning.
Part One (I.1) / Part Two (I.2) / Part Three (I.3) / Part Four (I.4abc)
Part Five (II) / Part Six (III.ab)
Part Seven (IV.1) / Part Eight (IV.2) / Part Nine (IV.3)
Part Ten (V.1) / Part Eleven (V.2) / Part Twelve (V.3)
Part Thirteen (VI.1) / Part Fourteen (VI.2) /
Part Fifteen (VII.1) / Part Sixteen (VII.2) / Part Seventeen (VII.3)
Part Eighteen (VIII)
Nightclub Interludes
Remember October 14th
Like a kind of Good Camping
Christmas snippet
Visitors (flocked)
Nightclub Interludes written by Irrlicht
Irrlicht's and my table for Nightclub at
25fluffyfics| 1. | Picnic | 2. | Hobbies | 3. | Sport | 4. | Dancing | 5. | Holiday |
| 6. | Candles | 7. | Breakfast | 8. | Dinner | 9. | Blankets | 10. | Bath |
| 11. | Massage | 12. | Hurt | 13. | Nightmare | 14. | Home | 15. | Birthday |
| 16. | Puppy/kitten | 17. | Jealousy | 18. | Gift | 19. | Flowers | 20. | Protection |
| 21. | Sunset | 22. | Parting | 23. | Reunion | 24. | Writer’s choice | 25. | Writer’s Choice |
*****
University AU written with
irrlicht74Both, Eric and Orlando find themselves at the university of Berlin for a year. Eric is professor for ancient history, Orlando is his student.
Part One / Part Two / Part Three
Part Four / Part Five / Part Six
University Interludes
Her Beauty
Historians
.......Sean Bean / Viggo Mortensen.......
Standalones
Evidence
TTTRCOTHTLAH
Bored Properly
Baking
Envy (Nz fic)
Daft Bugger (Nz fic)
Old/3
Altocumulus (AU)
Attention
Wild horses (AU)
Cold Water (AU)
Hooped Socks
Cupcake
Definition (AU)
Thanking The Cook written with
irrlicht74Cast away written with
irrlicht74Contrasts AU written with
irrlicht74Sean is a tax consultant, Viggo's illustrating books for children. See title.
Part One / Part Two / Part Three
Part Four / Part Five / Part Six / Part Seven
Karl Urban / Eric Bana
Icons made by
schlopkiInterested Instantly
But the feeling's gone
Out of here
The joy of cabbage throwing midgets, or: Eric's hugeass hands
Hold the line
Fork in the road
Other various LotR FPS and RPS
His Brother (LotR FPS: Faramir, Boromir)
In the woods (Lotr FPS: Faramir/Boromir)
Adventures of the Wee!Fellowship (LotR FPS: ensemble)
co-written with
amygirl(Unlocked, uncleaned-up version)
Abandoned Boarding School WIP (LotR RPS AU: Karl Urban / Sean Bean (AU))
Hunk High #1 / #2 (LotR RPS, hinting: Eric/Viggo, Sean/Orlando, crack!fic (commentfic, unedited))
written with
amygirlPretty thing (originally titled 'Like Flirting')
(LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Sean Bean (NZ fic))
Flirtation (noun) (LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Orlando Bloom (NZ fic))
Getting dirty (LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Orlando Bloom (AU))
Getting dirtier (LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Orlando Bloom / Harry Sinclair (AU))
Sequel to 'Getting dirty'
Band aid and pudding (LotR RPS: Karl Urban / Orlando Bloom (AU))
I touch myself (LotR RPS: Viggo / Viggo (NZ fic))
Elfboy and filthy human in Idahotana
(LotR RPS: Viggo Mortensen / Orlando Bloom (Crack!fic)) (commentfic, unedited))
written with
giselleslash Heavy breathing (LotR RPS: Viggo Mortensen / Orlando Bloom)
Erica (Troy RPS: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom / Eric Bana)
I hate Friday nights (Troy RPS: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom / Eric Bana)
What happens in Vegas (Troy RPS: Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom / Eric Bana)
Hyena (Troy RPS: starts out as Banabloom; Sean (Troyset fic))
Darn (LotR RPS: Orlando Bloom / Colin Farrell)
Jossverse (BtVS, Firefly, AtS)
Zu Viel Zeit (German, BtVS: Xander)
Mit Offenen Augen (German, Firefly: Jayne, River, Simon)
Simon's Diary (artwork journal) (Firefly / BtVS: Simon, Jayne, Angel, Spike)
Christmas Wonder, sorta (Firefly: ensemble)
That One Time (AtS: Spike/Angel)
Like dirty laundry (BtVS: Spike/Xander)
Misc
Marks (Angel / LotR RPS crossover: Angel, Spike/Orlando)
Suck you dry, snap your neck (Angel / LotR RPS crossover: Spike / Orlando) (prequel to 'Marks')
Snow (Harry Potter: Marauders)
The reason (Harry Potter: Draco / Lucius Malfoy)
What's in a name (Harry Potter: Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy)
If reality was fiction (Harry Potter: Severus Snape / Remus Lupin)
Human (Iliad: Patroclos / Achilles)
Heracles / Ioalos drabble (Iliad)
Pulp (Brisco County Jr.)
What Jack is (PotC: Jack/Will)
Sleeping Arrangements (PotC: Jack/Will/James)
Fancy me then? (PotC: Ana/Liz)
Familiar faces (RPS: Orlando Bloom / Keanu Reeves) (crackfic)
Sawyer's diary (artwork journal; click on the image to view next page) (LOST: Sawyer / Said)
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